Sms Abbreviations
| 02.. | Your (or my) two cents worth.. |
| 2MI. | Too much information.. |
| 2U2. | To You Too. |
| 4COL. | For Crying Out Loud. |
| <chuckle>. | the speaker chuckles. |
| <frown>. | the speaker is frowning. |
| <g>. | Grin. |
| <grin>. | the speaker is grinning. |
| <smile> | the one writing the message is smiling. |
| <smirk> | the one writing the message is smirking. |
| <wink> | the one writing the message is winking. |
| [$X$] | No spam !!. |
| JK | Just Kidding. |
| ? | I have a question. |
| ! | I have a comment. |
| A-OLs | Administrators On-Line. |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact. |
| ADN | Any Day Now. |
| AFAIC. | As Far As I'm Concerned. |
| AFAIK. | As Far As I Know. |
| AFAIR. | As Far As I Remember. |
| AFJ. | April Fools Joke. |
| AFK. | Away From the Keyboard. |
| AISI. | As I See It. |
| ANFAWFOS. | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor. |
| ANFSCD. | And Now For Something Completely Different. |
| AS. | Another Subject. |
| ASAP. | As Soon As Possible. |
| ASAYGT. | As Soon As You Get This. |
| ASL. | Age, sex, location. |
| ATSL. | Along The Same Line. |
| AWC. | After While, Crocodile. |
| AWGTHTGTTA. | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?. |
| AWHFY.. | Are We Having Fun Yet?. |
| AWTTW. | A Word To The Wise. |
| AYOR. | At Your Own Risk. |
| B4N.. | Bye For Now.. |
| BAC. | Bad A**ed Chick.. |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard. |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now. |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit. |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few. |
| BBL | Be Back Later. |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair. |
| BC | Because. |
| BCNU | Be seein’ you. |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin. |
| BF | Boy Friend. |
| IAC | In Any Case. |
| IAE | In Any Event. |
| IANAL. | I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion. |
| IAW. | In Accordance With. |
| IBK. | Idiot Behind Keyboard. |
| IBTD. | I Beg To Differ. |
| IC. | I See. |
| IDK. | I Don't Know. |
| IIABDFI. | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It.. |
| IIRC. | If I Remember Correctly. |
| IIWM. | If It Were Me. |
| IJWTK. | I Just Want To Know. |
| IJWTS. | I Just Want To Say. |
| I Know What You Mean. | |
| I Know You Are But What Am I?. | |
| IMA | I Might Add. |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion. |
| IMCO. | In My Considered Opinion. |
| IME. | In My Experience. |
| IMHO. | In My Humble Opinion. |
| IMNSHO. | In My Not So Humble Opinion. |
| IMO. | In My Opinion. |
| IMPOV. | In My Point Of View. |
| INPO. | In No Particular Order. |
| IOW. | In Other Words. |
| IRL. | In Real Life. |
| ISS | I’m So Sure. |
| I’m So Sure You Get The Idea!. | |
| ISWYM. | I See What You Mean. |
| ITFA. | In The Final Analysis. |
| ITSFWI. | If The Shoe Fits Wear It.. |
| IWALU. | I Will Always Love You. |
| IWBNI. | It Would Be Nice If. |
| IYFEG. | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group. |
| IYSS. | If You Say So. |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean. |
| J4F | Just For Fun. |
| JAM | Just A Minute. |
| JAS | Just A Second. |
| JC | Just Chilling. |
| JFI | Just For Information. |
| JIC. | Just In Case. |
| JK. | Just Kidding. |
| JMO. | Just My Opinion. |
| JTLYK. | Just To Let You Know. |
| JWK. | Just Wondering. |
| K. | Okay. |
| KHYF. | Know How You Feel. |
| KIBO. | Knowledge In, Bullshit Out. |
| KISS. | Keep It Simple, Stupid. |
| KIT. | Keep In Touch. |
| KMA. | Kiss My Ass. |
| KMIA. | Kiss My Italian Ass. |
| KWIM. | Know What I Mean?. |
| KYFC. | Keep Your Fingers Crossed. |
| EG or <eg>... | Evil Grin. |
| EOL.. | End of Life. |
| ESAD.. | Eat Sh** And Die. |
| ETLA.. | Extended Three Letter Acronym.. |
| F2F.. | Face To Face. |
| FCFS.. | First Come, First Served. |
| FISH.. | First In, Still Here. |
| FITB. | Fill In The Blank. |
| FOAD. | F*** off and die. |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend. |
| FOAG | **** Off And Google. |
| FOMC | Fell Off My Chair. |
| FS | For Sale. |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet. |
| F2F | Face to Face. |
| FTF | Face To Face. |
| FTL | Faster Than Light. |
| FUBAR. | Fouled Up Beyond All Repair. |
| FUBB. | Fouled Up Beyond Belief.. |
| FUD. | Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. |
| FURTB. | Full Up Ready To Burst. |
| FWIW. | For What It’s Worth. |
| FYA | For Your Amusement. |
| FYI | For Your Information. |
| G | Grin, or Giggle. |
| G1 | Good One. |
| G2G | Got to Go. |
| GA | Go Ahead. |
| GAL | Get A Life. |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running. |
| GD&RF | Grinning, .Ducking and Running Fast. |
| GD&WVF | Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very Fast. |
| GDW | Grin, Duck and Weave. |
| GF | Girl Friend.. |
| GFN | Gone For Now.. |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper. |
| GG | Good Game. |
| GIDK | Gee I Don't Know. |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I’d Said That. |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike. |
| GOWI | Get On With It. |
| GR&D | Grinning, Running and Ducking. |
| GTG | Got To Go. |
| GTSY | Great To See You. |
| H&K | Hugs and Kisses. |
| H4U | Hot For You. |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses. |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame.. |
| HHOJ | Ha Ha Only Joking. |
| HHOK | Ha Ha Only Kidding. |
| HHOS | Ha Ha Only Serious. |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays to You and Yours.. |
| HNY. | Happy New Year. |
| HOYEW. | Hanging On Your Every Word. |
| HSIK. | How Should I .Know. |
| HT | Hi There. |
| HBASTD. | Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig. |
| HTH. | Hope That Helps!. |
| IAC. | In Any Case. |
| IAE. | In Any Event. |
| IANAL. | I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion. |
| IAW | In Accordance With. |
| IBK | Idiot Behind Keyboard. |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ. |
| IC | I See. |
| IDK | I Don't Know. |
| IIABDFI. | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It.. |
| IIRC. | If I Remember Correctly. |
| IIWM. | If It Were Me. |
| IJWTK. | I Just Want To Know. |
| IJWTS. | I Just Want To Say. |
| I Know What You Mean. | |
| I Know You Are But What Am I?. | |
| IMA. | I Might Add. |
| IMAO. | In My Arrogant Opinion. |
| IMCO. | In My Considered. Opinion. |
| IME. | In My Experience. |
| IMHO. | In My Humble Opinion. |
| IMNSHO. | In My Not So Humble Opinion. |
| IMO. | In My Opinion. |
| IMPOV. | In My Point Of View. |
| INPO. | In No Particular Order. |
| IOW | In Other Words. |
| IRL | In Real Life. |
| ISS | I’m So Sure. |
| I’m So Sure You Get The Idea!. | |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean. |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis. |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits Wear It.. |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You. |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If. |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group. |
| IYSS | If You Say So. |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean. |
| J4F | Just For Fun. |
| JAM | Just A Minute. |
| JAS | Just A Second. |
| JC | Just Chilling. |
| JFI | Just For .Information. |
| JIC | Just In Case. |
| JK | Just Kidding. |
| JMO | Just My Opinion. |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know. |
| JWK | Just Wondering. |
| K | Okay. |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel. |
| KIBO | Knowledge In, Bullshit Out. |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid. |
| KIT | Keep In Touch. |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass. |
| KMIA | Kiss My Italian Ass. |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean?. |
| KYFC | Keep Your Fingers Crossed. |
| L. | Laugh. |
| L8R. | Later. |
| LABATYD or LAB&TY.D | Life's A Bitch And Then You Die. |
| LJBF. | Let’s Just Be Friends. |
| LLTA. | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause. |
| LMAO. | Laughing My Ass Off. |
| LMHO. | Laughing My Head Off. |
| LOLV. | Lot's Of LoVe. |
| LOL. | Lots Of Luck. |
| LOL. | Laughing Out Loud. |
| LSHMBA. | Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches. |
| LSHMBH. | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts.. |
| LTHTT. | Laughing Too Hard To Type. |
| LTM. | Laughing To .Myself. |
| LTNS. | Long Time No See |
| LTNT. | Long Time, No Type. |
| LTS. | Laughing to Self. |
| LUWAMH. | Love You With All My Heart.. |
| LY | Love You. |
| LYLAB.. | Love You Like A Brother. |
| LYLAS. | Love You Like A Sister. |
| MEGO. | My Eyes Glaze Over. |
| \M/. | Heavy Metal Music. |
| MLA. | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MOF. | Matter Of Fact. |
| MOSS. | Member Of Same Sex. |
| MOTAS. | Member Of The Appropriate Se.x |
| MOTD. | Message of the day. |
| MOTOS. | Member Of The Opposite Sex. |
| MOTSS. | Member Of The Same Sex. |
| MRA. | Moving Right Along. |
| MTFBWY. | May The Force Be With You. |
| MYOB. | Mind Your Own Business. |
| NAVY | Never Again Voluneer Yourself.. |
| NBD. | No Big Deal. |
| NE14KFC?. | Anyone for KFC?. |
| NFW.. | No Friggin' Way!. |
| NHOH.. | Never Heard Of Him/Her. |
| NIH. | Not Invented Here. |
| NIMBY. | Not In My Back Yard.. |
| NINO | Nothing In, Nothing Out or No Input, No Output. |
| NITL. | Not In This Lifetime. |
| NM | Never Mind. |
| NOYB. | None Of Your Business. |
| NP | No Problem. |
| NQA. | No Questions Asked. |
| NRN. | No Response Necessary. |
| NTIM | Not That It Matters. |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much. |
| NTW | Not To Worry. |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It. |
| O | Over (indicates the end of a communication.) |
| OATUS.. | On A Totally Unrelated Subject. |
| OAUS.. | On An Unrelated Subject. |
| OB. | Obligatory. |
| OBO.. | Or Best Offer. |
| OBTW.. | Oh, By The Way. |
| OIC. | Oh, I See. |
| OMG. | Oh My God. |
| ONNA.. | Oh No, Not Again. |
| ONNTA.. | Oh No, Not This Again. |
| OO.. | Over and Out (end of communication). |
| OOTC. | Obligatory On-Topic Comment. |
| OST | On Second Thoughts.. |
| OTF | On the Floor (laughing). |
| OTFL | On the Floor Laughing. |
| OTL | Out To Lunch. |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand. |
| OTOOH. | On The Other Other Hand. |
| OTT. | Over The Top. |
| OTTH. | On The Third Hand. |
| OTTOMH.. | Off The Top Of My Head. |
| OWTTE.. | Or Words To That Effect. |
| PABG.. | Packing a Big Gun. |
| PCMCIA.. | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms. |
| PD. | Public Domain. |
| PDS. | Please Don't Shout. (typing all in capital letters is rude). |
| PITA. | Pain In The Ass. |
| PLOKTA.. | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort. |
| PMBI. | Pardon My Butting In. |
| PMF. | Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic.. |
| PMFBI.. | Pardon Me For Butting In. |
| PMFJI.. | Pardon Me For Jumping In. |
| PMIGBOM. | Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth. |
| PMJI. | Pardon My Jumping In. |
| PMP | Peeing My Pants. |
| PNCAH | Please, No Cursing Allowed Here |
| POS. | Parent Over Shoulder. |
| POS. | Piece of S**.t |
| POSSLQ. | Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters. |
| POTUS. | President of the United States. |
| PPL. | People. |
| PTMM. | Please Tell Me More. |
| QT. | Cutie. |
| Are you there?. | |
| RAEBNC.. | Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment. |
| RE.. | Hello again or In Regard To. |
| REHI. | Hi again. |
| RHIP. | Rank Has Its Privileges. |
| RL.. | Real Life. |
| RLCO... | Real Life Conference. |
| ROFL. | Rolling On Floor Laughing. |
| ROFLAS... | Rolling On Floor Laughing And Screaming. |
| ROFLMAO... | Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off. |
| ROTF.. | Rolling On The Floor. |
| ROI... | Return on Investment. |
| ROTFL.. | Rolling On The Floor Laughing. |
| ROTFLMAO.TI.D | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Die. |
| ROTFLOL... | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud. |
| Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants. | |
| ROTFLTIC | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Till I Cry. |
| RRQ | Return Receipt Request. |
| RSN | Real Soon Now. |
| RSVP. | Respondez S'il Vous Plait - please reply. |
| RTBM. | Read The Bloody Manual. |
| RTFAQ.. | Read The Frequently Asked Questions. |
| RTFF.. | Read The Freaking FAQ. |
| RTFM.. | Read The F------ Manual. |
| RTM.. | Read The .Manual. |
| RTSM. | Read The Silly Manual. |
| RTWFQ | Read The Whole Friggin' Question. |
| RYFM | Read Your Friendly Manual. |
| RYS.. | Read Your Screen. |
| S. | Smile. |
| SAPFU.. | Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. |
| SCNR.. | Sorry, Could Not Resist. |
| SEC. | Wait a second. |
| SETE.. | Smiling Ear To Ear. |
| SFLA. | Stupid Four Letter Acronym. |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering. |
| SLM | See Last Mail. |
| SMOP. | Small Matter of Programming. |
| SNAFU. | Situation Normal: All Fouled Up. |
| SO. | Significant Other. |
| SOB. | Stressd Out Bigtime. |
| SOL. | SH** Out Of Luck. |
| SOS | Same Old Stuff or Help!. |
| SOW | Speaking Of Which. |
| SUFID. | Screwing Up Face In Disgust.. |
| SUL.. | Snooze You Loose. |
| SWIM.. | See What I Mean?. |
| SWL.. | Screaming With Laughter. |
| SYS. | See You Soon.. |
| TAF. | That's All, Folks!. |
| TAFN. | That’s All For Now. |
| TAKS. | That's a knee slapper. |
| TANJ. | There Ain’t No Justice. |
| TANSTAAF.L | There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. |
| TARFU. | Things Are Really Fouled Up. |
| TBD. | To Be Decided. |
| TBYB. | Try Before You Buy. |
| TCO. | Total Cost of Ownership. |
| TDM | Too Darn Many. |
| TFS | Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del).. |
| TFTHAOT | Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time. |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Thought. |
| TGAL.. | Think Globally, Act Locally. |
| THX.. | Thanks. |
| TIA.. | Thanks In Advance. |
| TIC.. | Tongue In Cheek. |
| TINWIS. | That Is Not What I Said. |
| TNSTAAFL. | There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. |
| TNTL. | Trying Not To Laugh. |
| TNX. | Thanks. |
| TNXE6. | Thanks A Million. |
| TOBAL | There Oughta Be A Law.. |
| TOBG | This Oughta Be Good.. |
| TOY. | Thinking Of You.. |
| TPTB. | The Powers That Be. |
| TRDMC. | Tears Running Down My Cheeks.. |
| TS | Totally Stinks. |
| TSR | Totally Stupid Rules.. |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge. |
| TTFN. | Ta Ta For Now. |
| TTKSF. | Trying To Keep a Straight Face. |
| TTUL.. | Talk To You Later. |
| TTTT.. | To Tell The Truth. |
| TTYAWF.N. | Talk To You A While From Now.. |
| TTYL. | Talk To You Later. |
| TTYT. | Talk To You Tomorrow.. |
| TYCLO. | Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting). |
| TYVM. | Thank You Very Much. |
| UOK.. | Are You OK?. |
| WAEF.. | When All Else Fails. |
| WAG. | Wild Assed Guess. |
| WB. | Welcome Back. |
| WDALYIC. | Who died and left you in charge?. |
| WDYMBT.. | What Do You Mean By That?. |
| WDYT. | What Do You Think?. |
| WE. | Whatever. |
| WIBAMU. | Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle. |
| WIBNI.. | Wouldn’t It Be Nice If. |
| WMMOWS.. | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap. |
| WNOHGB.. | Where No One Has Gone Before. |
| WOA. | Work Of Art. |
| WOTAM. | Waste Of Time And Money. |
| WRT. | With Regard To, or With Respect To. |
| WT. | Without Thinking. |
| WTB. | Want To Buy. |
| WTF. | What The F***.?. |
| WTG. | Way To Go!. |
| WTGP. | Want To Go Private?. |
| WTH. | What the hell?. |
| WTN. | What then now?. |
| WTN. | Who then now?. |
| WTTM. | Without Thinking Too Much.. |
| WYGISWYP..F | What You Get Is What You Pay For. |
| XOXOXO.. | Kisses and hugs. |
| YABA.. | Yet Another Bloody Acronym. |
| YAOTM.. | Yet Another Off-Topic Message. |
| YAUN. | Yet Another Unix Nerd. |
| YBYSA. | You Bet Your Sweet A**. |
| YGLT.. | You're Gonna Love This. |
| YGTI.. | You Get The Idea?. |
| YGTBK.. | You've Got To Be Kidding. |
| YGWYPF. | You Get What You Pay For. |
| YIU.. | Yes, I Understand. |
| YIWGP.. | Yes, I Will Go Private. |
| YKYARW.. | You Know You're A Redneck When. |
| YKWIM. | You know what I mean. |
| YMMV. | Your Mileage May Vary (or your experience could be different). |



